already wet so we ought to go swimming

Oh, I know this sounds really frivolous and absolutely arcane but that's just always been my style if you didn't already know.

Well, I was flossing my teeth the other day and I realised that I've never once flossed my teeth with a checklist in mind. No, like seriously. 

Remember how we used to have oral passages and picture conversations in primary and secondary school where you would have to start from the bottom left hand corner and work in a clockwise manner to cover ground? 

Well, yeah. I've heard that people actually start from the left and work their way to the right flossing between each molar, each canine, everything. Then, it suddenly dawned on me how I do every single thing so differently from others. Its not even one of those warranted differences that a group of people do differently from the rest of the world. ITS JUST WHAT I DO.

Then, I felt like an island. 

I felt like a tiny insignificant island set against the vast malay archipelago to say the least.

You see, I have a way of doing things and if I don't do it my way, I get really agitated because that's just how I am and its nothing big that would warrant a change. I JUST LIKE THINGS THE WAY I DO IT! It seems like such a clever way of doing things. Sometimes in retrospect however, I fall to the ground and exclaim to the heavens, WHY DO YOU LET ME MOCK MYSELF SO?!

and the drama continues.

Well, anyway. These are the top few Lois things around. I need to bathe in a different soap every day and I need to use a different soap for a different body part. This normally results in my tub smelling like EVERY soap you could think of. Its one of the cleanest wars you'll ever. see. 

My life has a rhythm to it so I can't just get up and walk around as and when I please. I must feel compelled and be in rhythm. My actions do not listen to me, they listen to the music that only my head hears. 

So there. 

I'm not to be bossed around not because I'm stubborn. It just isn't one of my physical capabilities. =x 

:)

I end with this precious video I found. Please, WATCH IT NOW.