you know, i've been reduced to creating new words. i have since changed boredOM to boredNESS. you know why? okay, i think this is going to be really clever and all of you are going to be blown away by my infinite wisdom..but but but. i changed the OM to NESS because, if you think about it. when people are bored, they don't meditate on the indian God "OM", they think of the loch NESS monster and its origins.
RIGHT? RIGHT? omg, i'm so brilliant O_o*
in any case, i'm really too lazy to blog (and upload photos for that matter), so i decided to do a video entry. its one of those videos that i'll be too embarrassed to watch 5 years down but i'll still upload it anyway because... i haven't met A LOT OF YOU IN AGES! and i hope this will help satiate YOUR IMMENSE HUNGER TO SEE ME till we next meet. much love and care, WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO YOU PEOPLE. i know you want to. its truly lois at her freakishly finest:)
please watch it till the end. I LOVE MY SONG AND ITS LYRICS:) omg. i'm such a loser -_-*
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
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hey,i'm a random guy,and i think your video is REALLY COMICAL.you can win if there's a SG's FUNNIEST VIDEOS or something.HAHAHA
dear anon:-
haha, the way you place your punctuation makes you sound like this person i know. in any case, thanks!..and on a sidenote, do you need someone to help you with your bathroom?:)
AAHAHHAAHAHHA LOIS. I COMMENTED AND RATED eh go start a vlog channel or something la!
charlotte
dear charlotte:-
haha. yeah, then u can be my marketing director.help me advertiseee.
YAY! i'm glad lois goh misses me. Firstly, i didnt think of washing toilets at all. it's ingenius! EUREKA! haha. maybe i shud start vlog soon. it's like cool. and i have a pimple. so maybe after the pimple goes away. YAY again to you.
dear dhar:-
yeah, i know. brilliant right? HAHAHAHAHHAH!:)aww. poor pimple. use toothpaste.
LOL.You can't be serious.I do need someone to wash my feet though XD
HURRY.more video entries!It's good.=D
dear randomguy:-
thanks for your support!:) any topics you'd like to request on. i dont think my next vlog will be that funny though. i was thinking of doing a serious one.okay. i'll wash ur feet for S$15:)
seems like you're online now too!
let's see.I think doing one on horror movies would be good.that is unless you're afraid of them.
that's so expensive!oh gosh.i think if you were to go job hunting only the insane would hire you.HAHA
dear randomguy:-
haha, you're in luck. i just watched 2 horror movies, in a row. i'm starting to have this sneaky feeling that you're caleb.ARE YOU? haha. how did u find your way to the oracle(my blog) anyway?
-.- wth.
lol i'm not someone you know.seriously.i don't know you too.i just happened to blog hop here and there and somehow i landed in your blog.ok ok hurry and get started with the video!
dear nic:-
its cool okay!HMPH.
dear randomguy:-
haha, what's your name? i feel mean just calling you randomguy.it just, doesn't cut it. anyhow, HELLO TO YOU!!i won't be doing a video for a long time more!sorry!:( but you can entertain yourself with past posts of mine.
haha zomg zomg zomg haha. now thats symmetry (well technically it isn't, but.) . just like your two pigtails. love the rad specs. haha, uber funny vid. i could help with your toilet cleaning website design and publicity. haha. we could be billionares.
dear em:-
i'm ONLINE U IDIOT.omgomg. YAY!!! lets go kick some dirty toilet butt baby! haha.
HAHA you can call me edwin then.Hello to you too!
Why not?exams coming up?A's or something?Your past posts are like super wordyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Alright after seemed what like ten thousand light years i've finally finished reading your past posts.haha.and i gather that you're from temasek poly and you act!so sch's starting tomorrow!(monday)
dear edwin:-
yeah, sorry about the wordy posts. i'm into the whole language,pen is mightier than the sword thing!:)
hey, i believe ten thousand light years go by quite quick actually.anyhow, yeah. i'm from temasek poly. yup, and i'm into drama.BUT HEY, I'M MORE THAN THAT!! are u entirely shocked by the many faces of the ever changing lois? hur, so, where are you from?
I'm from singapore poly!same age as you are and in my second year.not into drama though.I'm into keeping a healthy lifestyle.ok that sounded fake.haha.I guess i enjoy gyming quite alot.
OH yes i was shocked.GOSH.like photos of yourself being abused and all.fascinating.should have one of yourself looking like a clown!that should look funny.HAHAHAHA.that should be your next video entry!dress up like a clown!
lois, i am a waiter.
i wait, i dont waiter, just as a waitress waits, she doesnt waitress!
ARGH
or did i get it wrong?
well, since you are so bored.... i suggest you pick up the basics of photography such as the exposure methods and terminology. after that,you can carry on reading about the history of the world and the big bang. and after that start doing anthropology by studying how we started from monkeys to man, to china chinese to singaporean chinese
and then study the cultural differences and then find out who edwin is and then make friends with him and finally in the event of failing inspiration, re-enact the pillowman by yourself playing all the characters.
and finally, make another stupid video, its stupidity woke me up from a drunken state of mind:D
haha oohhh i just realized i didnt leave a comment - not that one is EXACTLY necessary but...
NICE! the side of lois i DO know.
alrighty take care then yea
see you SOON!
Yay! Now I know I'm not the only one with an accent. Empathy for the win! PLUS from your other videos I know you can code-switch!
Since you're into language, can adopt countless different faces and personalities, maybe you can be an actress. Linguist. Actress-linguist!
Also, also -- I got accepted by the University of Virginia! (Founded by Thomas Jefferson!) But I don't have a summer job yet so I'm looking for work too haha.
dear edwin:-
SORRY ABT MSN THINGY. i'm really bad with my msn social skills. i'm a bitch on msn:(
dear yici:-
someone's, naggy eh. o_O
dear jit:-
how's ARMY? slack ehhhh?:)
dear john:-
okay, i didn't get the code switch thing? what did u mean by code switch? anyhow, CONGRATS!!! are you happy with getting accepted?i bet you are. haha, school's started for me already though:( and its real tough cos i've got heavyweights like contract law and family law this sem.oh, and have i mentioned.accounting!!!:(NOT REALLY MY THING. yours maybe.
haha, john. go set up a commercial blog and employ me to be one of ur lesser writers. lets start a business!
omg you ah.....
Code-switching is when you can switch between different dialects, languages or accents based on the situation!
What are you majoring in?
And haha, I don't have any viable business models to think of. I have a long-term ambition of setting up a school in Somalia, but that's not happening anytime soon!
dear nas:-
thats quite cool
dear john:-
oh gosh. setting up a school. need a theatre teacher?or a movement teacher or smth? thats rather frivolous though.BUT STILL.
and yeah, code switching!
hmm, i want to do arbitration law in yr 3. not sure. oh well.
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